SMU Fans Plan to Harass Terry Rozier with Squirrels

About a week ago, Louisville freshman Terry Rozier confessed that he has a fear of squirrels. That may have been the wrong thing to admit in this cruel and crazy world that we call College Basketball where fans are just ruthless. The fans at SMU have learned this about Rozier, and they plan to remind him about his fear during tonight’s game.

This comes from their message boards on

Re: Squirrels for the Louisville game

Postby StallionsModelT » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:19 pm

One of the costume kids needs a squirrel outfit.


Postby FriscoChuck » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:24 pm

Any ability for SID to influence to play National Geographic squirrel video’s on the big screen during timeouts? Is that crossing the line? It would be funny though.


Postby Smu97186 » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:26 pm

If someone isn’t In a squirrel outfit on Wednesday I will leave. That needs to happen


Postby GiddyUp » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:35 pm

Squirrel suit or big head – wow, what an opportunity


Postby 2ndandlong » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:37 pm

I’m trying to get my wife on it. Would love students to wave this behind basket for free throws.


Postby DanFreibergerForHeisman » Fri Feb 28, 2014 3:42 pm

We should also be able to attract a good number of the campus squirrels around the Louisville entrance to Moody with some properly placed nuts.


Postby mrydel » Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:11 pm

Definitely need costumes, signs, etc. but it would be very good to post a message in the visiting locker room saying something like “Players and fans please refrain from leaving any uneaten food unattended. We have had a influx of squirrels in Moody Colesium and until we can get them trapped and removed we do not want to encourage their presence. If you see one, please stay clear as to prevent any scratching or biting.”


Postby ojaipony » Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:39 pm

How about the guys who dress up in the Mob all wear squirrel costumes instead of their typical ones. If cash is tight for the students, I can pay for it via paypal just let me know.

Also, please need to have a fathead or two with squirrels. If that guy is ever shooting free throws, he needs a squirrel in his face (somebody could run over there while he’s shooting at minimum and hold it up if you can’t get the right seat).

Locals/students, make it happen!


Postby sadderbudweiser » Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:02 pm

…and here I was all ready to suggest portable razor night. This is too good to screw up. Killer Squirrel fatheads please!!!


Postby Smu97186 » Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:51 pm

If rozier is at the line: multiple squirrel costumes jumpin around under the basket, whole stadium starts screeching

Postby Tbuck12 » Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:44 pm

Scratch the t-shirt give away…squirrel masks for first 500 students


Postby Treadway21 » Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:07 am

So much potential material from this thread. Love it.

Students, we must vicariously live thru your actions. Please use squirrel material for the UL game.


Postby ponydawg » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:07 pm

750 copies of these



Postby pwnyxpress » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:18 pm

Forget the white-out, it is apparently going to be a squirrel-out


Postby coloradoStang » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:22 pm

it costs to have them blow the picture up big and then for the thick poster board behind it to glue it on. We are good on price I appreciate the offer though. We will bring 4 or 5 different squirrels, and hopefully fresno’s guys can get some more, and then smerkins guy’s as well.


Postby mrydel » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:44 pm

Just a small squirrel on a leash would be fine. Walk him across the court during introductions. Remember to put little booties on his feet as to not scratch up the court.


Postby Roach » Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:04 am

Hope this guy plays enough that all of this really impacts the game.

Just checked. He’s averaging 20.0 minutes per game. LET HIM HAVE IT!

Did Pitino shave that squirrel off his chin yet?


Postby mrydel » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:02 pm

I will donate $100 to the first fraternity that releases a live squirrel on the court just prior to tipoff. I want a utube shot of it happening in case it is not caught by the cameras. I want he kid to know there is a live squirrel in the building


Postby gostangs » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:07 pm

hint: you can sneak almost anything into a stadium in a wheelchair.


Postby 2ndandlong » Tue Mar 04, 2014 6:30 pm

At Preston Center Kinkos picking up my squirrel:

Kinkos chick: “is this another picture of a squirrel?”
2ndandlong: “haha. Yes”
Everyone in Kinkos awkwardly stares.
KC: I have another 8-10 of these in here to be picked up.
2nL: excellent. Great news.
KC: Y’all are gonna make that poor kid cry.

Postby PerunaLove » Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:28 am

Billions of acorns rain down upon the court as the buzzer sounds and Rozier is dragged into the nutty depths by our faithful legion of campus squirrels.

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